The 5G Conspiracy Theories suggest that the next generation of wireless technology is less about faster downloads and more about sinister control. Depending on which corner of the internet you visit, 5G is accused of everything from spreading diseases and weakening immune systems to enabling mass mind control and government surveillance through invisible waves.” Some claim it’s part of a global population control plan, while others insist it’s how the Government keeps eyes on us. Scientists, of course, maintain that 5G is just radio waves—no deadlier than your car radio—but that hasn’t stopped the tinfoil-hat crowd from blaming every modern woe on cell towers.