According to the more cold-blooded corners of the internet, Mark Zuckerberg isn’t just a tech mogul—he’s a full-fledged Reptilian emissary, sent to observe humanity through social media and data collection. His famously unblinking stare, smooth mannerisms, and occasional on-camera malfunctions are cited as undeniable proof of his lizard lineage. True believers insist that behind those hoodies lies a pair of vertical pupils.